Thursday, May 26, 2011

The Ballad of Tim Shauf (sung to the theme of The Beverly Hillbillies)

Come and listen to a story about men who fish
Poor desk jockeys barely kept their annual wish
Then one day Fillet says he won’t come
And up from the ashes Schauf says wants some

Friendship that is, real guys, cold beer

Well the first thing you know Tim’s a fishin’ man
The Hunters said “There’s got be a better plan!”
Said, “Boulder’s where you need to stay!”
But he packed up his shit and tried not to look gay

Hard that is, fancy hair, manicure

Well now it’s time to say goodbye to Tim and all his stuff
He’d like to thank y’all, but the trip was kinda rough
He’s been missing since he took the guts and off he drove
Probably lost somewhere deep in Badger’s cove

Shame that is, no more Tim, at least we got TA

Y’all come back now, ya hear?

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