MH6?

Been very quiet on the MH6 scene? What is the plan? Are we going on a trip next year? I have the hall pass for a trip and would hate to give that up. Once it is gone, it is a another battle to get it back.

Smut Peddler was asking if there were any Crappie in Canada?

MH5 Quotes

1. "I'm going trolling" - Bardo (while tied up near the smallie reefs in Wapesi)
2. "Hi Barb, we are on our way home. Get a sleeve of golf balls and meet me upstairs at 11, I will explain later" - Lac Vegas
3. "I think I am coming down with something" - Flounder
4. "Does anyone remember if I had dinner last night???" - Badger the morning after passing out in the boat and nearly setting his shoes on fire at camp.
1. Gotta go with Badger, "Does anyone know if I ate dinner last night?"
2. Check out this lure, it's got 8 independently moving parts to make it look like a real swimming motion – Flounder
3. Cooter's reply to me when I said "I think I'm coming down with something" was classic... "yeah, it's called acute vaginitis..." I laugh my ass off everytime I think about it.
4. "...Dammit Timmy, Poco, (any other boat partner) get the net it's a big one... " big fish. "FU, get the net yourself. Every on of big fish's boat partners."
1) “Honey Badger needed a nap” – Big Fish when describing trip home from Wapesi with the Badger.
2) “Oh man why do I drink?” – Badger upon arrival of morning, day after nap.
3) “No I ain’t messin with no stove, I just do what they tell me” – Caretaker Kevin
4) “look at Jim’s hair, what’s he cut that with, a Flowbie?” – Rusty (I think) when viewing the 4 day unwashed beauty of Poco’s mane.
5) “Next year American beer only, all that’s left is that piss” – Cooter, repeatedly.
6) "Boom goes the dynamite!" - Rusty after anything of even minor significance happens. Also, “Strong move to the hoop”

14) So... You boys goin to the Chocolate Moose? We'll Come On! - City Cab driver, International Falls, MN
15) You boys goin to the Moose, eh? - Friend of City Cab driver, International Falls, MN
16) The Moose has got a great walleye sandwich fellas! - Friend of the friend of the City Cab driver, International Falls, MN
17) What exactly do you mean by knives? - DDR, Canadian border
5) Whooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo - Big Fish, Cooter, DDR, Lac Vegas
6) Taylor fell in - Everyone
7) Take a picture of the beaver - DDR
8) I half threw up - Cooter
9) I completely threw up - Bardo
10) MMMM...love Lakeport Pilsner - Everyone
11) Beer break - Poco
12) The pole bent - proprietor in Sioux Lookout
13) Lots of weeds - Jody and Jackie
"Honey Badger don't give a sh*t if he passes out in the boat". -Rusty (I think)

Todd Andreini - Official Nickname and Camp Assignment

After considerable deliberation and many sleepless nights, I have come up with the official nickname and camp assignment for our newest member of the Muskie Hunters.

Nickname - As we're all aware, TA helped save our trip. If not for his last minute addition, Flounder and Poco would have been resigned to fishing solo the entire week due to their rude and obnoxious behavior. We would have also encountered issues with gaming partners (what fun is it to play beer pong on a one man team?), car assignments, cooking duties, etc., etc.. In a way, TA has proven to be very courageous for stepping up at the last minute to join this ruffian crew of Muskellunge Hunters. His courage has reminded me of someone else who has shown courage in years past. Whether peeking his furry red head up through the floor in the fish house floor knowing full well that it was occupied, diving into the gut bucket to check for scraps, or staring down the barrel of Gary's 12 gauge shotgun during his final seconds of life, Rusty showed the profound courage of a true Muskie Hunter. Due to TA's courage and his appearance which slightly resembles a tree fox, Todd has been given the highest honor. From this day forward, Todd Andreini shall be known as Rusty (may God bless his soul).

Camp Assignment - As we're all aware, Rusty is a disgusting rookie bastard that likes to spend his days digging in guts and other assorted vile material. Due to this personality disorder, the executive board of the Muskie Hunters has created a new position. Responsible for daily maintenance activities of the shithouse and surrounding areas, Rusty's duties will include... Toilet paper and wet wipe replenishment, odor control (use the lime liberally), mosquito control (nobody likes to be bitten on their creamy white thighs or ass during the act of fried fish recycling), grounds maintenance including clean-up of the 1,000 or so matches that Bardo will burn during his frequent nighttime visits to the shit hole, and last but not least, porn replenishment and rotation (new magazines expected daily). Rusty is our Outhouse Steward.

On another note.... Due to Mitchell's (notice that he has lost the nickname of Yogi) sudden withdrawal from MH5, we have an open position. Cooter has accepted the position of Firewater Chieftain. Rumor has it that he has already contacted the L.C.B.O. to insure that our order is packaged and ready to go upon arrival in Ft. Francis. Congratulations Cooter!

Good fishing,

Big Fish

The Ballad of Tim Shauf (sung to the theme of The Beverly Hillbillies)

Come and listen to a story about men who fish

Poor desk jockeys barely kept their annual wish

Then one day Fillet says he won’t come

And up from the ashes Schauf says wants some

Friendship that is, real guys, cold beer

Well the first thing you know Tim’s a fishin’ man

The Hunters said “There’s got be a better plan!”

Said, “Boulder’s where you need to stay!”

But he packed up his shit and tried not to look gay

Hard that is, fancy hair, manicure

Well now it’s time to say goodbye to Tim and all his stuff

He’d like to thank y’all, but the trip was kinda rough

He’s been missing since he took the guts and off he drove

Probably lost somewhere deep in Badger’s cove

Shame that is, no more Tim, at least we got TA

Y’all come back now, ya hear?

Lac Seul iPhone App

For those of you that have iPhones, Navionics makes a charting App for USA & Canada Marine and Lakes which includes Lac Seul. It is $14.99 and uses the phone's GPS for routes, waypoints, etc. Search for "Navionics Canada" in the App store. It also downloads the maps you want to the phone so you don't have to worry about the lack of cell phone reception. At first glance, it looks identical to the Lowrance H2O device we have been using. I was able to quickly pinpoint and mark the location of Tom's, Cooter Cove, Cooling Island, Back Bay as well as Taylor's lost German lure on the cliff face and of course the soiled fish towel from Thor's El Diablo incident.

Navionics USA & Canada Lakes App

Oh, and Taylor considering your history I would highly recommend this accessory to go with it:

Aquapac Waterproof Floating iPhone Case

Minnetonka Muskie Lunge - D. Sanchez Style

1. Minnetonka Muskie Lunge

sexual maneuver performed while a swamp donkey is giving a gentleman head in a hot tub or sauna. As the cum drunk slute goes down on the man he must wait until the perfect time to strike. Lunging forward with his hand he must shove his thumb in her anus and clasp her vaginal cavity with his other fingers like a muskie's mouth. Then pulling her flailing legs and torso out of the water like a fish.
Derek executed a successful Minnetonka Muskie Lunge on the Sea Donkey at the Fletchers volleyball afterhours.
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2. Musky Waffle

When A person Shit's into a waffle iron and eats the creation off their partners titties!
I know she truly loved me when she asked for the Musky Waffle.

Instead of breakfast this morning I decided to ask my girl if she was down for the Musky Waffle.


3. Double Musky

A double musky is when a man/woman eats out the butt hole of another man/woman and gets a poop mustache, then makes out with that man/woman and transfers poop to their upper lip giving them a poop mustache.
Bob ate out Jane's butt hole and then they made out. After, they both had shit all over their faces... it was a pretty bad Double Musky.

Bob and Jane like to double musky

Who does this remind you of?

I just couldn't help but think that this is what Jim was like after his first six-pack of Miller Lite.  He kind of acts this way now, but it takes a good 12 beers to get him there.  I especially like the scream!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs